No Sequel in the works!

There is a reason that there is no sequel to the movie “Mr. Mom”.  It is not natural.  I love my daughter but the man is supposed to “provide”.  If that means to hunt or to work, it doesn’t matter.  He is supposed to do that and then grunt upon return home.  This is not rocket science but neither is giving birth.  Just push, right?  Still, a man is not capable of doing it.  Physically or mentally.  Not right.  This is my first day with my baby.  It is not bad at all.  I love it but it still is unnatural.

Oops.  I have to go lift my skirt and pee because she is pooing in her diaper and not sleeping so I have to clean her up in a minute.

What should I cook for mom upon her return from work?  Mr. Mom – MEH!